Mum and girl romp was a bed-breaker

Dear Ashleigh,

I’VE had some of the wildest sexual experiences of my life in the saucy seaside town of Blackpool.

I go to the Lancashire resort every year on my holidays and never fail to get my end away.

Last week I was there with some mates and we ended up at a club for a late booze, when all the other places had closed for the evening.

There were loads of busty women in those glittery 70s wigs and they were all dancing on the tables with their knickers on full view.

They really didn’t give a shit what anyone thought, bless ’em!

In the club I copped off with a couple of tasty ladies who I later found out were mother and daughter – which blew my mind a bit at the time.

Well, they didn’t really look like a typical mother and daughter – the mum was in pretty good shape, with nice tits and good legs.

I’d put the mum in her early 40s and her fit, big-titted daughter was about 23.

Anyway, we had a few beers together and a really good laugh. The pair of them swore like troopers and were soon headed back to my B&B for wild sex!

The girls stripped off as soon as we got to my room and we were at it for hours. The pair of them were so energetic we broke the bed!

Now the landlord is after me to pay for a new one, and I don’t know the girls’ address to ask them to ask them to help with the cost. Any suggestions?

SW, Inverness

Ashleigh says…

IT sounds like you had a great night – you might as well pay for the damage, then you can look forward to your trip back there next year!

Dear Ashleigh,

I HAVE a right terrible dilemma. I lost my job a couple of months ago but I didn’t tell the missus.

I was on quite a good wage and so we never went short of anything.

We regularly ate out at weekends but now I’m afraid of what she’ll do if she finds out I’m doing “other things”.

The money we had saved slowly dwindled into an overdraft so to help matters I advertised my services on a website as a masseur.

It’s now paying quite well and the bank are happier now that some money’s coming in again.

It’s a great job, too. Basically it’s getting paid to shag women.

The women are nearly all in their early 40s, quite well off, and either have a busy job with no time for relationships or busy husbands who don’t service them.

But last week one of my clients knew who I was and who my wife is.

Now she’s threatening to tell all unless I do her sessions for free.

I don’t have the time to carry on with her as she wants to see me on a daily basis. What should I do?

PB, email

Ashleigh says…

SURE, you should have told your wife about losing your job. Coming clean now is what you need to do – and give her a good ‘massaging’ while you’re at it!