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Dear Ashleigh,

MY hubby’s a salesman and he’s always telling me that I should be thankful for all he does for me.

So I got a job of my own delivering for a local florist for a bit of pin money.

My first call was the house of a girl getting married and when she answered the door she was in stockings and sussies and I felt my minge moisten.

She was in a tizzy as she couldn’t zip up her dress and her mum had gone out for some last minute blue garters.

She asked if I wouldn’t mind helping her and I couldn’t stop myself from feeling her boob.

To my surprise, she in turn slid her hand up my dress and her fingers entered my gushing gash.

The moment didn’t last, as her mum got back shouting upstairs she’d got the garters but it was in turquoise, not the blue she wanted.

This was a fortnight ago and I don’t know if I should try my luck again.

NG, Doncaster

Ashleigh says…

BE careful. You’re both married women now.

Dear Ashleigh,

I CAME out of prison a week ago and found my mate had f**ked off with my girlfriend.

I’m gutted as we’d been together for ages and there was never any inkling of anything being wrong between us.

I’d get visits every week without fail and there were letters almost daily. I’m so cut up about this as I don’t think I can survive on my own. I was pouring out my feelings to my mother and she only told me to “Grow up an act like a man”.

She said it wasn’t the end of the world and that I should stop acting like a child. But best mates don’t come along every day, do they?

JG, Darlington

Ashleigh says…

NO they certainly don’t. And yours acted terribly treating you in this way.