North Korea Kim bans SEX!
HIS people may be starving and his tinpot kingdom faces imminent nuclear evaporation but Kim Jong-un is getting in a froth about TEEN SEX!
The cheese-loving North Korean despot – who many experts believe is actually DEAD – has lashed out at “immorality” and “impure acts” among teenagers.
What’s more, the 36-year-old tyrant has described teen sex as TREASON – a crime punished by DEATH in the madcap Stalinist state.
Blaming “decadent capitalist influences” – including porn smuggled over the Chinese border – Kim suggested that parents and teachers could face punishment if they fail to control teens’ behaviour.
Immoral
“Recently more and more high school boys and girls are engaging in immoral sexual deviance and the Central Committee of the Korean Workers’ Party has issued a directive calling for strong measures against them,” a source said.
“The reason behind this order is the local Kimilsungist-Kimjongilist Youth League in Sinuiju inspected high school students and found that some high school boys and girls hang out with local gangsters, live together, and commit immoral acts such as prostitution,” the source said.
“The immoral sexual behaviour of students, who are influenced by capitalist lifestyles, has become a problem.
“The committee defined sexual promiscuity among teenagers as a treasonous act that helps the enemy to destroy our society.
“And since they are warning of strong punishment, students are shaking with fear.”
To stem the rise in “sexual promiscuity”, largely due to a rise in electronic media, the committee has “ordered schools to check students for phones or other devices they might have with them”, the source said.
This is accomplished using an application called Red Flag, which keeps a record of all sites visited by users and randomly takes screenshots that can be checked by authorities.
Many also blamed the “increase in deviance” on the postponement of the school year amid concerns about the risk posed by coronavirus – although the rogue regime has not officially admitted to having any cases of the illness.