Midweek Sport

Quality DIY skills fixed lonely MILF’s problem

WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week AVA DALUSH has been reading through your letters. And here’s her advice for you…

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Dear Ava,

I’M a single guy of 27 and a few months ago I moved in to a new house. After just a couple of days, a woman who lives across the road came knocking at my door. She seemed upset and said her vacuum cleaner had broken and she had no idea how to fix it. So I got my toolbox and went to have a look. When we got inside her house, she broke down and told me her husband had walked out on her. She was in her early 40s and attractive with nice boobs and a lovely round arse.

Saucy

Anyway, I fixed the vacuum and asked if she had any other jobs that needed doing. She replied that there was a bit of a problem in the bedroom and showed me a wardrobe door which had jammed shut. I got my screwdrive­r out and soon had it free. But as it swung open, a pile of saucy undies tumbled out. She blushed, but I quickly compliment­ed her on the sexy gear and said cheekily that I bet she looked great in them.

To my surprise and delight, she told me to cover my eyes.

And a few minutes later when I opened them, she was standing in front of me in a basque with stockings, sussies and stilettos.

She wasted no time getting my trousers off and wrapping her lips around my rock-hard cock.

She soon guided my rigid tool into her and slid gently up and down its throbbing length.

After a few minutes I erupted deep inside her as she squealed in delight.

But since then she’s blanked me. Do you think I failed to satisfy her?

HW, Suffolk

Ava says…

ASK her if she needs a regular fixing.

Dear Ava,

I’M confused. My previously boring husband has suddenly started paying me loads of attention.

And he’s even become a revelation in the bedroom. We’ve never had so much and so varied sex in all the years we’ve been together.

He’s also produced some saucy sex toys and naughty films – and one evening he even got out a pair of furry handcuffs!

He’s also taken to licking me out, which he would never do before, and this brings me off every time. Do you think something’s going on?

KB, Devon

Ava says…

ENJOY it... and hope it lasts!

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