Footwear fittie had lots in store for me!

I’VE been working from home – or rather, I haven’t.

You see, since the IT department gave me a laptop so I didn’t have to go to the office, I’ve found I can’t help drifting onto porn sites.

I’ve watched virtually every type of sex act video going, including threesomes, cum-shots, anal, fisting, mature, cuckold, cream pie, you name it.

My favourite is lesbo stuff – watching hot women lick each others’ fannies out and scissoring has me stripped and pulling on my pud in no time.

But talking of time, my porn watching has meant I’ve fallen way behind in my work and I fear for my job – but I can’t help myself. Help!

MT, Oldham

SAVE your wanking till work’s over.

I NEED some advice about one or two of my employees who are working from home.

Obviously, it was an important move to keep our staff safe, and I was surprised at how well it worked out...at first.

Recently, productivity in some areas seems to have tailed off quite a bit and I have a feeling some people are not putting in the hours they should be.

Worse than that, I think they may be using company property, namely the laptops we gave them, for uses other than those for which they were intended – ogling porn sites, to be perfectly frank. Can you suggest how I can put a stop to it?

PC, Oldham

OH, I think things will get back to normal soon!

I’M a 27-year-old building worker.

In February I needed new boots so I called at a nearby shoe shop where one of the female staff is really fit.

As I walked in she was half-way up a ladder moving some boxes around.

She’s about 40 and at least 12-stone but the sight of her rounded arse at eye-level got me pretty aroused.

I couldn’t help letting out a builder’s wolfwhistle but the shock caused her to lose her balance.

Smartly, I leapt over the counter and caught her.

I said sorry and explained that her sexy bum had been a big turn-on.

Instead of being cross she invited me to follow her into to the storeroom.

Then she sank to her knees, unzipped my fly and sucked on my knob.

She was an expert and teased the tip with her hot tongue before taking the entire shaft into her throat.

Then she unbuttoned her blouse and started fondling her breasts, then unzipped her skirt and leaned back on on one of the shelves, spreading her thighs.

She pulled aside her panties and she slipped her middle finger into her love-tunnel.

So I thrust into her and f**ked her hard and long.

I’ve been itching to go back and shag her again, but this bloody lockdown means the shops have been shut.

What shall I do?

Dani says…

GM, Beds

WHERE have you been? They’re back open now!