AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I’M a 40-year-old divorcee and I recently moved in with my girlfriend who’s the same age. She has a 20-year-old daughter who is a real cracker.

The other night, as I was dozing in bed, I felt my bird’s hand on my cock. Then I felt her kissing my helmet.

But suddenly I realised that it wasn’t my bird sucking my dick – it was her lass!

Then her mum began to kiss me passionately. She edged her daughter out of the way and took me into her mouth and I shot my load.

I was soon stiff again and my missus hopped on it. Then they swapped over and I rode the pair of them into the early hours.

Is this normal?

KS, west Midlands

WHO cares?... Enjoy it while it lasts.

I’M a bloke and I have been a ladies’ hairdresser since I left school. Recently, I launched a mobile service and about a month ago I went to a house for an appointment with a woman who was absolutely stunning.

As I was cutting her hair I accidentally brushed my groin against her and she smiled as she felt the stiffy I was sporting.

And she continued to smile as she started to rub my hard cock and then slowly unzipped my trousers.

It was my turn to smile as she took my eight-incher into her mouth and slurped on my manhood.

Then we moved upstairs and f**ked each other senseless for the next three hours.

Now she’s a regular weekend customer and I’m wondering if I should start charging her for my extra services.

NO. Just accept it as a perk of the job.

DB, Cheshire