DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM?

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I was getting really wet and very hot, so I blurted out how much I fancied him. He said when we’d finished work that day he could take me back to a “shag” flat he has in town, if I was up for it. I was well up for it – and thought it would be great to get my own back on my cheating ex and that slag of his. So we arranged to meet later, round the corner from work, where he picked me up in his flashy BMW car and whisked me off to his passion pad. As soon as we got

I was determined to satisfy all six at the same time and I had a dick in my arse, one in my fanny and two in my mouth while I wanked the other two off.

It was fantastic watching them all explode together. I swallowed loads of cum and I could also feel spunk dribbling down my thighs.

But that’s still not enough for me. This weekend I’m meeting these blokes again and two more of their mates.

Do you think my behaviour is OK, or does the fact that I’m about to have it off with eight men mean I’m abnormal?

Tess says…

TD, east Midlands

EIGHT does sound excessive, so take precautions.

WHEN I first started going out with my girlfriend, everything was great.

She’s half Spanish, so is quite dark-skinned with lovely eyes.

The sex was great and before long she moved in with me.

She loved giving me a blowjob every night when I got home from work and she really liked doing it doggy style.

Everything was going fine until she had to go back home to Spain for a few months.

When she finally came back, my plums were aching for some attention.

But when I stripped her off for action, I noticed she was a little bit more hairy than usual – she’d clearly decided to foresake her usual body grooming regime back in Spain.

She’s now got a full-on moustache, her armpits are like a rug, her bikini line seems to stretch from her fanny to her neck, and the hair on her legs is so long she could plait it.

Although we were both gagging for it, I couldn’t muster a hard-on looking at my latino lover – who now looks more like Chewbacca from the Star Wars films!

How can I raise the subject with her without offending her?

Tess says…

TELL her to get a shave. If she won’t, it should be hair today, gonna tomorrow.