THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

Dear Lexi,

I RECENTLY moved to a new house and my neighbour, a tasty sort in her late 30s, soon introduced herself.

She invited me to a quiz night at the local boozer with her and two mates. They were also late 30s, blonde and sexy.

It soon became clear that they were not interested in the quiz – they wanted me.

I invited them back and they took turns to suck me off. I shagged all three before they got down to some lesbo fun. It was great to watch them sucking each other’s tits and clits.

To finish, my neighbour stuck a dildo up my arse while I took one of her mates from behind as she licked her pal out.

We don’t go to the quiz nights now, they just come to my place and we f**k.

I’m so glad I moved and several of my mates are now looking for houses here.

FF, Essex

Lexi says…

I BET they are!

Dear Lexi,

I’M a 23-year-old blonde and I thought I had met the man of my dreams a few weeks ago.

He’s a real hunk in his late 20s, with a great physique from his regular workouts at the gym.

But I found out that not only does he still live at home with his mum, but he’s a trainspotter!

Anyway, I managed to persuade him to stay over at my place, where I discovered he has a penis to match the rest of his great body.

It’s a good, solid nine inches but the problem is that he’s not got much idea how to make the best use of it.

I’ve given him a few pointers, but when it comes to getting his long loco into my love shed he’s a bit clumsy and arrives too soon. Should I blow the whistle on our relationship?

JB, Cumbria

Lexi says…

KEEP steaming ahead until he’s on the right track.