Massage parlour girl’s sensational bum deal
Dear Lexi,
I’M a 23-year-old builder and I have been working with the same gang for three years. Recently, we were sent to work on a big job on a site in Birmingham and every night turned into party night at a local massage parlour. One night I hooked up with a lovely Chinese babe whose speciality was taking it up the arse. It’s always been a big turn-on for me to back-scuttle the ladies because, I have to confess, I’m a bit on the small side in the dick department and a bum-hole is nice and tight.
Plunged
Needless to say, I had a whale of a time with this Chinese chick. She told me that to get maximum pleasure she must first insert a strange sex toy up her fanny. She put on a bit of a show for me, fondling her tits and slipping the toy in and out of her juicy hole. Then she got on the bed and waved her cute little arse in my face. My cock was rock-hard and I couldn’t wait any longer, so I plunged into her. Once inside her I could feel the whirring sex toy in her c**t pressing against my prick.
She must have been feeling something good too because she went off like a rocket, screaming as I spunked up her.
It was an amazing experience and I collapsed on the bed feeling totally elated.
I showered down and thought that would be the end of it and I would go back to my mates to share my great time with them.
But she told me not to leave just yet because she had one more surprise in store for me.
Then she worked my knob back to stiffness and gave me a fantastic blowjob, which she said was to say “thank you for such a good arse-f**king”.
I was completely blown away and I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I arranged to meet her out of work.
I asked her to marry me, but she says she has to pay off debts of £10,000 first. Do you think I should do it? HW, Liverpool
Lexi says…
NO. Because you’ll end up being the sucker.
Dear Lexi,
MY divorced mum is always trying to get off with my male pals aged 19 and 20.
Last week she was in the back garden sunbathing topless and her nips were rock-hard. Everyone could see them! What can I do to make her grow up?
KF, Suffolk
Lexi says…
YOUR mum is a woman and has her needs.
Dear Lexi,
THE mechanic at my local garage is a dark, muscular hunk.
I see him around the local pubs quite a bit and I’ve fancied him for quite some time.
I couldn’t help but notice him the other afternoon as he was bent under a bonnet fixing a car engine.
He had his shirt off and it got me thinking how to come up with a cunning plan to bed him.
I’m no mechanical genius, but I thought that if I pulled a few wires out under the bonnet of my car I’d stop the motor.
It worked and I rang for help, claiming the car had been sabotaged.
He rolled up and took it away on a trailer to his garage.
When I went in to the garage the next day, he handed me my keys and a bill for a £100.
The good news is that I asked him to take me out for a test drive and we ended up having a great shag in a lay-by.
Then the bombshell. I was thinking this could be the start of something special, but he said he had a girlfriend.
Now I feel a right idiot.
LP, east Midlands
Lexi says…
IT’S a costly mistake. But don’t complain, at least you had a great shag!