I want my missus to eat cock – not cake!

Her love is food and my love is shagging – and I’ve put up with her piling on the pounds because she’s always given me a fair amount of it. We’ve always done it in the missionary position and never bothered with any kind of foreplay or deviation. That’s been fine with me, because I’ve been able to get my end away three times a week. But last week, my brother showed me his secret porn stash and I saved them onto a drive. Back home, I crept off to the bedroom to view it. I didn’t expect to be turned on and the doggystyle sex and woman on top did nothing to excite me. But then I watched this gorgeous blonde suck off some bloke and I was hooked. I’d never seen someone give a blowjob before and it never occurred to me it’d look so good. She started off by licking his purple helmet when his cock was floppy, slowly working her tongue down the shaft until his dick started to get hard.

I could tell even without looking at the bloke’s face he was having the time of his life.

His cock went from three inches to a whopping seven inches of pork sword.

Then the blonde took almost all of his length in her mouth while working the bottom of his cock with her hand.

Spurted

She was thrusting her whole head up and down his shaft in a way that hypnotised me.

I didn’t even realise I’d got my raging member out of my pants and was wanking myself off until I came with a shudder and spurted my hot joy juice all over the front of my laptop.

I sat there, spent cock in hand, until she finished him off – pulling away as he came so that his spunk went all over her face.

Suddenly, after 14 years, I knew my regular dose of missionary wasn’t enough any more.

I knew I needed my wife to go down on me and give me a good gobbling, or I wouldn’t be able to control this new desire taking over me.

I rushed down to the kitchen to find my missus sat at the table, munching a huge piece of cake.

Watching her mouth engulf the moist sponge made me weak at the knees, but I didn’t know how to say I wanted my cock to be that piece of cake.

What should I do?