Midweek Sport

THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

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Dear Sam,

I’M a 45-year-old woman and I love being shagged by younger guys. I recently got divorced so a friend took me out to a nightclub where I pulled an 18-year-old hunk.

I got him in a quiet corner out of sight, slipped out of my panties, straddled him and then rode his mighty weapon until he exploded inside me.

He didn’t last very long, so I went on the prowl. I got chatted up by a few fellas but this tall bald fella took my eye.

I took him back to mine and he was soon pumping me fast and hard from behind. Then he slipped his cock into my bum and I screamed with pleasure when he came in my arse.

Now my pal says she won’t go out with me again because she thinks she’ll get a bad reputation.

What do you think? TC, Sheffield

Sam says…

FIND a new pal.

Dear Sam,

MY mate’s bird loves getting her tits out and a couple of weeks ago, knowing that I’m a keen amateur photograph­er, she asked if she could pose for me.

I agreed, so she came to my place and it wasn’t long before she was naked and letting me snap her right up her fanny.

She’s 19, blonde, with massive boobs and a cracking body, and I soon had a rock-hard cock.

Seeing that I was really turned-on, she just smiled and said: “Well, are you going to f**k me, or what?”

I didn’t waste any time and knobbed her twice. I left my camera on and got some great pictures of me doing her.

They were so good she agreed I could send them to an adult magazine and they were printed. But her boyfriend saw them and he’s now threatenin­g to do me a mischief.

What should I do? HP, Cornwall

Sam says…

STICK to snapping birds with wings!

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