Ex-porn star showed me her skills for a tenner!

Dear Ashleigh,

I LIVE on the 25th floor of a council block and I’ve been unemployed for three years.

Ever since I left school, I have found various ways to occupy my time.

One is doing odd jobs for some of the women in the block where I live.

Most have got young kids and the fathers are often not around.

I’ll go round and, for a few quid, fix their plumbing or put up a few shelves – and they are never slow to show me how grateful they are.

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A lot of them are real mingers and I’d rather have a wank than screw them – though sometimes I accept a quick blowjob in lieu of payment.

Recently, however, an ex-porn actress moved into the block. I recognised her straight away.

She was looking a bit rough and a neighbour told me that she’d fallen on hard times.

Anyway, I went round to offer my services and she said she really needed some help putting some self-assembly furniture together.

We got chatting and she said she still loved to f**k and that she’d do anything for a tenner.

So I told her to strip, bend over the couch and finger herself.

She had no problem with this and it wasn’t long before I got my rock-solid nine-incher out and slammed it up her gaping fanny.

After a few minutes I pulled out, spun her round and shot my load all over her face.

For the next couple of hours I got her to re-enact every porn scene I could imagine.

I’ve since enjoyed several such sessions, but now she pesters me pretty much every day for a tenner.

And the truth is, I’m sick of shagging her. What can I do?

JT, east London

Ashleigh says…

INTRODUCE her to some of your mates.

Dear Ashleigh,

I GOT pissed at a party and ended up shagging my fit mother-in-law.

She’s well worth a f**k, but I’ve managed to control myself until now.

Everyone had gone to bed when she started coming on to me.

I couldn’t believe it when she took her top off to reveal her massive tits.

I was soon rock-hard and took her from behind on the couch.

The next day I saw her and said we should try to forget about it, but she said she’s up for more. I’m tempted, what should I do?

TH, Cornwall

Ashleigh says…

BE very careful. If your wife finds out, it will be a nightmare for you.