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HAS JOHN BERCOW JOINED TV SHOW NAMED AFTER THREESOME SEX ACT?

Thigh’s the limit for Rita!

- By COLIN HURST news@sundayspor­t.co.uk

SOMEBODY get John Bercow a dictionary of slang…

Because the pint-sized former Commons Speaker has signed up to a new TV show that shares its name with a kinky THREESOME sex act.

According to the respected website MediaGuido, Bercow, 58, has agreed to appear on a reality show called Unicorn Hunters.

The show, produced by the people behind The Apprentice and The Masked Singer, has announced that Bercow will join the presenting team from August, alongside Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

The show claims to be the “first in a new genre, ‘enrichtain­ment’, where viewers will also have the opportunit­y to invest in the companies and build wealth at home.”

Pitch

Yes, it’s a bit like Dragons’ Den.

The ‘ Unicorns’, firms aiming for a valuation of $1billion or more, have the chance to pitch their ideas to the ‘Circle of Money’, a panel of legendary entreprene­urs and experts.

Clearly the show’s makers, or even John Bercow, did NOT know that ‘unicorn hunting’ is the latest trend among couples looking to spice up their love life.

The act is where a male/female couple look to find one person who they can permanentl­y invite into their sexual relationsh­ip.

But the couple aren’t looking for a threesome with just anyone.

Unicorn hunters are specifical­ly looking for a bisexual woman.

The show will keep Bercow, who repeatedly clashed with PM Boris Johnson over Brexit, in the public eye.

Last month the former Tory MP declared he’d joined the Labour Party in exasperati­on at Boris’s policies.

Bercow, who stepped down as Speaker in 2019 after 10 years, says he joined the Labour party because he now shares its values of “equality, social justice and internatio­nalism”.

 ??  ?? SEXY Rita Ora showed of her perfect pins in an Instagram post to plug her new single.
The 30-year-old singer and actress teamed up with British DJ Sigala for the hot new track entitled You For Me.
And what better way to encourage folk to give it a listen than posing in a white bikini?
One fan said: “I’ve not heard a note of her music but I’d wedge my tongue right up her shitter, no problem.”
SEXY Rita Ora showed of her perfect pins in an Instagram post to plug her new single. The 30-year-old singer and actress teamed up with British DJ Sigala for the hot new track entitled You For Me. And what better way to encourage folk to give it a listen than posing in a white bikini? One fan said: “I’ve not heard a note of her music but I’d wedge my tongue right up her shitter, no problem.”
 ??  ?? OUT OF ORDER: Bercow is to be on show with kinky title
OUT OF ORDER: Bercow is to be on show with kinky title

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