My florist hunk’s massive stalk-on

Dear Bexi, I DECIDED to cheer myself up after dumping my boyfriend by buying myself a lovely bunch of flowers.

And I couldn’t help but notice what a hunk the guy in the florist shop was. I had a feeling he would have a stalk worth looking at and that it would really bloom if I could get my hands on it. He took quite a fancy to me, too, so I arranged to see him that very evening round at my flat. I had been right for, after a bit of chat, we got down to business. And when I undressed him, well, what a stalk he turned out to have.

Stiff

It certainly bloomed under my fingers – with a nice red head, thick stem and lovely balls.

I didn’t put it in water of course, I dipped it in juice. It went deep into my pussy with no trouble at all.

He had already been down there with his tongue – making me so wet I could have kept all the flowers in his shop in bloom, at least that’s what it felt like.

Then I climbed on top – I prefer it that way because as I slide up and down my boobs jiggle and bounce and I love that feeling.

He was using his hands on my breasts and pulling at my stiff, erect nipples as

I rode on that huge stalk faster and faster.

He seemed to grow even bigger as he continued to do wonderful things to my boobs and bum.

Then he shot his load of passion seeds right up inside me and I thought I was going to explode with delight.

He flooded me with his stuff and when his hard-on began to subside I climbed off and licked and lapped at his wet and sticky stalk.

But after that I couldn’t get him hard again no matter how I tried. Where did I go wrong?

JR, Cheshire

Bexi says…

LIKE his flowers, he closes up and goes to sleep at night. Next time get him in the morning – while he’s still fresh.

Dear Bexi,

I WAS watching pop babe Rita Ora on the telly the other night and she left me absolutely gagging for it.

I don’t know what it is about her, but she just gets me hard – the way she struts about on stage, showing off her gorgeous boobs and fit arse.

When the missus came home I quickly ripped off her clothes, licked her out spreadeagled on the floor and boned her on the stairs.

Do you know where I could find a Rita mask for the wife, as it would get me going all the time, I reckon?

VS, Birmingham

Bexi says… LOOK online. Happy hunting!