Greta’s mob are more scary than global warming
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HERE we go again with the same old predictions of “climate Armageddon”.
All forests will burn to the ground, all seas will rise, all food will be inedible, animals will perish, humanity will be no more.
Well, most of humanity will be no more.
Some of it, remarkably and entirely coincidentally the bit of it that likes to come out with this apocalyptic terror guff every 10 years or so, seems like it will easily survive.
They just need plenty of your hard-earned money to do so.
Which is why Boris, who is clearly c*nt-struck by his tree-hugging wife, reckons we’ll have to ditch our gas boilers and replace them with some eco-system that costs a fortune which you can’t afford, and he won’t help you to afford.
Electric
And it’s why all cars are going electric, even though there are hardly any charging ports at service stations, never mind the almost complete lack of them in residential streets.
It won’t be hard for you to remember that for the last 18 months we’ve been in and out of lockdown with ever-changing rules and multiple Government U-turns over COVID.
And if you think we’re nearing the end of all that madness, you might want to think again.
Because just look what crap we’ve been getting fed over climate change for decades.
In 1972, the first “environment programme director” for the United Nations was quite unequivocal about the perils staring us in the face.
The world had just 10 years to avoid catastrophe, he solemnly forewarned. But nothing happened. In 1982, his replacement, ignoring the fact that he should have been burned to a crisp by then, judging by his predecessor’s predictions, said we had just 18 years left to save the planet.
The impending doom would be worse than and as irreversible as a nuclear holocaust, they said.
In 1989, the same official said we had another 10 years to fix the climate before it “goes beyond human control”.
And a year later he was it again, tub-thumping the message that halting global warming before 1995 was absolutely vital to stop the “climate struggle”. But guess what? Nothing happened.
We then entered the 21st century and something far more dangerous than l ess- t han- i ntellectual politicians came along.
“Millennials” were now among us, and when not refusing to bathe or eat anything other than non-gender parsley, they were telling us how they knew everything and how awful we were.
Gonks
And the really awful thing was, these gonks in high places, always with a keen eye on grabbing the youth vote, not only listened to them but they actually started agreeing with them, too.
Power was taken away from normal people and handed to the likes of Greta Thunberg.
She’s another one who warns that certain death chases us like that big round rock that almost squished Indiana Jones to death in the opening scenes of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
But it’s important to remember that Indy dodged that rock and lived to fight another day.
Right now, decades later, Harrison Ford is filming another sequel.