While the hubby’s away the randy wife will play

I WENT on the piss last week and pulled a Dutch student who recently came over here for a university course starting next month.

She’s blonde with a cracking body – big tits and a lovely arse – and she had a very liberal attitude towards sex!

On the first night I shagged her, we did everything – oral, 69er, doggy-style and even ANAL!

I started off by undressing her and then licking her out. She was loving it as I slurped away at her love-tunnel and it wasn’t long before I’d got her juices flowing.

I brought her to orgasm then she made a grab for my cock, pulling it out of my jeans and sucking hard on it.

She was begging me to take her from behind and I eased myself into her gash. But after only a couple of minutes she demanded I stick my dick in her bumhole! I couldn’t believe it! Are all European birds this filthy?

GT, Glasgow

MY girlfriend and her filthy mate put on a bit of a lesbo show for me a couple of weeks ago and I ended up boning them BOTH.

Me and the missus got chatting ages ago, after one of our wild sex sessions, about trying a threesome at some point.

Thankfully, she was up for doing it with another bird and quickly arranged for her fit pal to make up the numbers.

When we got down to business, I slipped into her mate from behind while she was licking my bird out.

They then changed over and I did my bird while she was fingering her mate.

The problem is that my girlfriend’s mate is so much better in bed than she is. I’ve shagged her on her own a few times and she was absolute filth.

I’d now like to move in with her, but I don’t really want to ruin a relationship which has lasted a long time. What should I do?

FT, Yorkshire

I OFTEN visit a company run by a husband-and-wife team to help with their computer systems.

When I arrived last week the hubby was out on business and the wife was wearing a skimpy low-cut top.

When she bent over I couldn’t fail to notice her round tits and pert nipples.

She smiled and encouraged me to massage her tits while she stroked the bulge in my trousers.

I put my hand up her skirt and inserted two fingers straight up her fanny and worked away until she climaxed.

She then said she wanted to watch me wank. She slid off her knickers and spread her legs while I beat one off.

I have to go back in a couple of weeks and can’t afford to lose the contract – which I will if the hubby finds out.

PW, Southampton

Kelly says…

YES – and the Germans are even kinkier!

THE wise thing to do would be to stay with your girlfriend, but I dare say you will do whatever you want.

PROGRAMME her to be careful.