YOU’RE MY WIFE!
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A FLASHER who believes he is controlled by spirits exposed himself to a woman days after he rubbed his groin against a desk at a police station.
Faisal Al Fadhly, 42, exposed himself in Westminster a fortnight after he tried to grope a female cop at Charing Cross police station.
During that incident he acted like the sinister League of Gentlemen character Papa Lazarou by stating “You’re my wife!”.
The police officer told Westminster Magistrates Court: “He was put in a marked police van and he was taken to Charing Cross police station.
“In the van he was very strange towards me and was staring like his eyes were burning into me.
“He was shouting ‘You’re my wife’, screaming at me, grinding his teeth and looking me up and down.
At the station, the officer recalled: “I could hear the custody sergeant walking down the ramp, as I heard the door click I turned my head to the left and he lunged towards me but downwards.
Crotch
“Out of the corner of my eye I saw his head close to my crotch.”
She said she was “frightened” of what might have happened.
“His handcuffs were behind him and he was tapping his bum and saying ‘touch me now’,” she said.
“I assumed he meant touching him in an inappropriate manner.”
At the custody desk, Al Fadhly jumped backwards in the direction of the officer with his hands cupped as if he was trying to grab her crotch, making her feel “sick”.
He then rubbed his penis along the custody desk and shouted ‘I want it hard, I want to get it out’.
The custody sergeant responded: “That stays in your trousers while you’re here.”
He was put into a cell and lunged towards the crotch of a custody nurse who went to assess him.
The nurse said: “It made me feel very uncomfortable, very unsafe, I just didn’t feel very safe in his presence.”
Al Fadhly said: “I didn’t mean to do this at all, I didn’t have any sexual interests, I was acting out of my control.
“I was under the influence of Valium.
“There is a spirit who talks on behalf of me, he tries to control me, it’s not myself.
“What I am sure of is that I didn’t touch her. I never hurt her, I never do anything wrong.”
Al Fadhly, of Kensal Town, west London, admitted exposure.
He denied but was convicted of indecent attempted sexual assault on the police officer and common assault on the custody nurse.
He was also convicted of indecent behaviour at a police station and criminal damage.
He will be sentenced on September 13.