HOW MANY HOLES DO YOU HAVE TO FILL?
FURIOUS Texans mocked Hollywood star Alyssa Milano after the beauty pointed out that the state only allows women to own SIX dildos.
Milano, 48, was attacking Texas after lawmakers there imposed new restrictions on abortions.
The firebrand pointed out on Twitter: “Just a reminder, there’s a law in Texas that prohibits a woman from owning more than 6 dildos. But you can own as many guns as you want.”
She later put out a video message stating the same fact.
But Texans, famed for oil, beef and shooting each other, were not happy that a leftie Democrat was mocking the Lone Star state and responded with their own hoots of derision. “How many holes do you have that you need more than 6?” one Twitter user asked.
Another added: “How many holes do you have to fill?”
A man called Chad added: “Why do you need more than six? That’s a clean dildo everyday of the week, except the Lord’s day. You rest your nasty vulva on the Lord’s day.”
Sodden
Many women own large collections of dildos, but it’s widely accepted that a maximum of two can be used at the same time.
Some ladies are known to like sliding one dildo into their sodden vaginas while inserting another into their puckered bumhole.
It is not known if sexy Alyssa likes to impale her vagina on one throbbing rubbercock while diddling her fragrant anus with another.
Passed in 1973, Texas’ obscenity statute says it’s a crime if someone “possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles”.
The statute further defines an “obscene device” as “a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”