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Why do I love it when my girl shags others?

Dear Dani,

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MY problem is I can’t get enough of naughty women.

While nice girls leave me cold, bad girls really inspire me. What worries me is that girls with loose morals are not the ideal type to be getting involved with, are they? And I’ve really got it very bad at the moment. The object of my lustful desires is a very tall, big-titted, fat-arsed darling I met in a country park. Her idea of a cosy night at home is togging herself up in black seamed stockings and f**king herself with a certain item from the salad container of my fridge with a couple of hardboiled eggs thrown in it for good measure. And while she plunges it deep into her gaping maw she regales me with stories, all of them true, about her latest sexual conquests, all of them perfectly disgusting. I’ll give you an example. Last night, she came round to my place and couldn’t wait to tell me about her latest adventure.

Apparently, she’d let herself get picked up by sweaty builders hungry for hard sex.

Prick

They took her back to one of their flats, where she knelt astride one of them and slid up and down on his prick.

His mate stood over her teasing her bum and the edges of her c**t with a huge vibrator, before she took his stonking hard-on into her eager mouth and gobbled him until he spunked over her face.

Whether it was planned or otherwise she doesn’t know, but in the middle of this depraved threesome two more guys off the same building site walked in and she ended up f**king all four of them.

None of the gave a thought to social distancing, it seems.

They gave her a really good seeing-to, though they in no way treated her roughly.

In fact, they bought her a slap-up takeaway meal afterwards. But it still makes her a right saucy slut in my book.

But the filthier her behaviour, the more I love her for it.

What makes me such an animal where women are concerned?

SW, Lancs

Dani says…

IT’S likely that classier females heighten your galloping inferiorit­y complex, but don’t worry about it.

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