AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

Daughter’s horny pals reckon I’m a superstud!

MY wife’s best mate got divorced last year and until recently tly she hadn’t had sex for six months.

Back in February she came round for a meal and after a few glasses we started talking about sex.

It was then she told me how horny she felt before asking my missus if she could “borrow” me once a week.

My wife said it was up to me, so I agreed – and to celebrate e our deal we had a threesome. They sucked my knob before I shagged both of them. For a few weeks I was screwing my wife’s mate on a Wednesday – and she was up for pretty much anything.

But then the missus told me that she fancies a bloke at work ork and wants to have it off with him when things get back to normal. mal.

I don’t want her to, but she says if I don’t agree then I can’t n’t ever shag her pal again. What do you say?

SURELY that’s only fair.

JUST think of it as perks of the job.

FOR some reason two of my daughter’s friends think I’m some sort of superstud!

They’re 20 and I’m 44, but they are always sidling up to me and offering sex when my daughter isn’t looking.

One Saturday night, I gave my daughter and her mates a lift home after they’d been out to a club in town.

I dropped my daughter off first before taking her mates back to their place a few miles away.

I could hear them giggling in the back seat and just thought they were having a bit of fun.

Then one of them said that I didn’t have to take them straight home if I wanted to be surprised.

DP, Hants

RECENTLY at work there was a promotion up for grabs.

I’m a 23-year-old woman with ambition, long blonde hair, long legs and 36D breasts. The job on offer was as PA to the manager. I dressed up for the interview in a black thong, micro-mini mini and knee-high black leather boots.

The manager, who is 62 and has a sexy bald head, couldn’t t take his eyes off my legs. He said I’d have to work overtime and go away on trips with ith him. I said: “Certainly, sir, you’re the boss,” as I pouted and winked at him suggestively.

He asked me to bend over and touch my toes and when I did id he told me the job was mine.

To celebrate, he took me out to dinner on the back of his motorbike and the ride made me so randy I suggested we stop off at a hotel. He was as turned-on as I was, and we did it five times that at night. But I’d prefer to be his lover than his PA. What do you think? nk?

AN, South uth Yorks

I glanced in the rear-view mirror and got the shock of my life. They were both naked!

I don’t know what came over me but I drove as quick as I could to a country lane and got in the back seat with them.

I ended up shagging one while the other sat on my face and then doing the same again the other way around.

I’ve been shagging both for a while and I’m loving being the centre of attention.

But I fear my daughter knows. What should I do?

RD, Tyneside

YOU know what to do – stop NOW!