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Chris Pascoe’s Fun Tales

It’s Monkey World, as seen on TV – but as usual chris’s mind is elsewhere!

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Iwent to Monkey World last weekend. I realise there are many who feel this is where I should have been all along, but it was actually my first visit.

For those who don’t know, Monkey World is a primate rescue centre in Dorset which has achieved fame through a long-running reality TV series. The series follows the day-to-day life of both apes and staff, and so they’ve all become stars in their own right. My wife Lorraine loves it, mainly because she’s a massive fan of primates – especially massive primates, which is probably the reason I stood a chance with her.

To acknowledg­e this, and in a “meet the family” type gesture, for her Christmas present I purchased tickets to Monkey World.

From the moment we walked through the theme park-style gates, Lorraine became more energised than I’ve ever seen her – something which may say as much about living with me as it does about Monkey World.

I watched incredulou­sly as she ran from enclosure to enclosure, almost beside herself with excitement. Lorraine never runs, anywhere.

One moment she’d be pointing at a grinning chimpanzee shouting, “It’s Bart, it’s Bart! I can’t believe it’s Bart”, the next she’d be shouting “Tau, Tau, look over this way!” at a tiny Capuchin monkey, instantly recognisin­g him despite the fact he was sitting among 23 almost identical compatriot­s.

Amazingly, it was indeed Tau. He looked round at Lorraine with an element of monkey-surprise, as if to say “Who, me?” To Tau’s credit he then walked to our edge of the enclosure and tipped his wig to us. Have you ever seen a Capuchin monkey? They have a mop of dark hair on the tops of their heads, and when they communicat­e (usually by raising their eyebrows) the whole lot seems to move up and down

 ??  ?? like a poorly-fitted toupée.
A little later, as a starstruck Lorraine met idol after idol, dashing from orangutans to chimps, from marmosets to gibbons and back to orangutans, I received a call on my mobile from a customer enquiring about my...
like a poorly-fitted toupée. A little later, as a starstruck Lorraine met idol after idol, dashing from orangutans to chimps, from marmosets to gibbons and back to orangutans, I received a call on my mobile from a customer enquiring about my...

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