The Two-Week Sex Plan…

ON THE ADVICE OF A FRIEND, KATE DECIDES TO EMBARK ON A SEXY ADVENTURE WITH HER HUSBAND – AND THEN DISASTER STRUCK!

“Day One went well. It was rather fun, actually. Day Two was not so good, when a nightmare about Harry Potter’s fight with Voldemort brought our seven year-old down into our bed. On Day Three, we had a whole blissful hour to ourselves. On Day Four, Derek suddenly had an extra meeting scheduled in and so we were seriously squeezed for time. On Day Five, I discovered I like tickling. On Day Six, I discovered he didn’t. On Day Seven, I bought a new set of underwear, thinking it would come as a nice surprise. But it wasn’t as easy to get off as get on and the bra clasp got caught in my hair. ‘Babe, I’m so sorry to ruin the moment, but I need the light on so I can see how to untangle this …’ It quickly turned into a farce, but we laughed our socks off, which was great. I found I was really enjoying myself. It was an adventure.

“Then disaster struck, on Day Eight. Running to pick up Billy, Derek slipped and smashed his ankle. Four hours later, he emerged from A&E with four broken foot bones and a wheelchair. Never mind swinging from the chandeliers, just standing under a chandelier was going to be impossible!”