The Goal Post Movers Coffee Break Tale

In a world that was constantly changing, Sarah was beginning to feel like a grumpy old woman

Lib, do you think I’m a grumpy old woman?” Sarah asked her granddaughter later.

“’Course not Gran,” came the answer which made her feel better until Libby added, “But you are a bit reactionary. You don’t like change. Don’t worry. Old people are like that.”

That night as she lay in bed, Sarah thought of the GPMs coming out of their houses in their hard hats and lining up to receive instructions on which goal posts required moving overnight...

“Listen up guys!” the supervisor in a yellow hard hat and holding a clipboard said. “It’s a big night tonight – lots of extra

She had to go to the supermarket the next day. The first thing she noticed was that many of the shelves had been rearranged. She sighed.

“I notice the GPMs have been busy overnight,” she said to the young male shelf stacker. He looked at her, confused. “The goal post movers,” she said. “You probably won’t start worrying about them until you’re older.”

“Er, OK,” he said, unsure, and turned away to pay concentrated attention to the toilet rolls he was stacking.

Then, in the café, there was a large notice saying they were trying out some new coffee beans and would she like to taste them?

“No thanks,” she said, tightly. Honestly, was there no end to it?

She decided she wouldn’t say anything to Libby at the end of the day, not wanting to be thought of as a reactionary, against the times grumpy old woman.

She was stirring the bolognese on the stove when Libby came stomping in through the kitchen door and threw down her satchel on a chair.

“What’s up Lib?” she asked, catching the teenager’s mood.

“Would you believe it?” her granddaughter fumed. “They’ve changed the bus route home. They say it’s more efficient to drop off the Hayward Park lot first, which means we have to sit on that smelly thing for twenty minutes longer. Ugh, it ruins my day!” She suddenly stopped her rant. “What?” she said, catching the look on Sarah’s face.

“Looks like the GPMs have been in action overnight.”

“The what?”

“The GPMs – the goal post movers.

So, you don’t like change either sometimes?” Sarah teased.

For a moment Libby looked like she was going to protest. Instead she shrugged. “I guess.” Then she smiled. “You’re cool, Gran.”

“Yep,” Sarah smiled too. “Not bad for an old person.”

BY SUSAN SARAPUK

WEEK: JUNE 2 – JUNE 8, 2020

LIBRA

Your enthusiasm shines in meetings, and people are inspired by your ideas. It should be fun to take up fresh career opportunities. Astro Tip: Plan a special online event.

SCORPIO

Money is a source of tension in the family. A relative has been careless with cash and although they will admit this, they also expect help.

Astro Tip: Put your ideas across strongly.

SAGITTARIUS

Your charm and good manners are making a good impression. Venturing in a new direction will make you positive and optimistic. Astro Tip: Keep calm when aggravated.

CAPRICORN

You may not be able to make a decision that is required in order to deal with people in a non-confrontational and positive manner.

Astro Tip: Let your leadership qualities shine.

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AQUARIUS

Try to keep a practical perspective on future plans. You’re keen to venture into unknown territory. Don’t be daunted by paperwork. Astro Tip: Avoid anything too cheap.

PISCES

Some people can be so stubborn. Spending a lot of time with a very opinionated person will get you down. You don’t have to stay.

Astro Tip: Taking care of yourself is important.

ARIES

Much to your surprise you will get the assignment or job offer you were hoping for. You need to be alert and healthy to make a good impression. Astro Tip: Gentle exercise will help release any tension.

TAURUS

Some people can’t seem to do enough for you. A generous friend or relative will provide the deposit you need for a car or a home. Astro Tip: Discuss how to support others.

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