5 Salad days

Cucumber. Or cucumburgh as I call it. I pick this watery demon out of sandwiches and I’ll even scoop it out of Pimms. However, there IS one place where I love it, and that’s in my beauty regime. I’m currently getting my seasonal greens from The Body Shop’s Cool Cucumber body collection, made with juice from wonky waste veg. There’s a body butter, £12, shower gel, £9.50, and a £9 “yoghurt” – a concept that has no place near my lips but is great for my legs.