THE retrobates
How would you die on THE oregon Trail?
Darran Jones
I’ve always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory, but I’d imagine it would be something like getting crushed by my wagon after I tried to fix its broken wheel. Expertise:
Juggling a gorgeous wife, two beautiful girls and an award-winning magazine Currently playing:
The Legend Of Spyro:
The Eternal Night
Favourite game of all time: Strider
sam ribbits
Crazy idea: what if I’d made it to Oregon without dying…? No you’re right, that’s a silly thing to say. Probably good ol’ dysentery then, I guess. Expertise:
Carbuncle hide-and-seek Currently playing:
Hollow Knight
Favourite game of all time: Croc: Legend Of The Gobbos
Jason kelk
I’d probably be murdered by everyone else for complaining about the lack of Wi-fi. Expertise:
Being a homebrew hero Currently playing:
Starr Mazer
Favourite game of all time: Io
Drew sleep
Darran would push me off the kart and into a snake pit. Retribution for me knackering his arcade machine’s buttons while playing Combat School. Expertise:
Listening to Eighties soundtracks while skating along Bournemouth beach
Currently playing:
Octopath Traveler
Favourite game of all time: Final Fantasy VIII
Luke albigés
Zombies – I prefer The Organ Trail for my bleak pixellated coast-to-coast wagon-based futility exercises.
Expertise:
Not getting dysentery Currently playing:
Octopath Traveler
Favourite game of all time: Micro Machines: Turbo Tournament ’96
paul Drury
I’d like to pass away from good old-fashioned measles. Such a retro way to go.
Expertise:
Brian Colin’s Hawaiian shirt collection
Currently playing:
Kevin Toms World Football Cup Favourite game of all time: Sheep in Space
nick Thorpe
Animals tend to look at me like I look at pizza, so I’d almost certainly fall victim to a vicious snakebite.
Expertise:
Owning five Master Systems (I sold two)
Currently playing:
Sonic Mania Plus
Favourite game of all time: Sonic The Hedgehog
graeme mason
Probably dehydration or exhaustion through drinking too much coffee and not enough water!
Expertise:
Adjusting the tape azimuth with a screwdriver
Currently playing:
Prey
Favourite game of all time: Resident Evil 4
David crookes
Most likely from some horrid disease such as typhoid or cholera. Never a good way to go. Expertise:
Amstrad, Lynx, adventures, Dizzy and Playstation (but is it retro? Debate!)
Currently playing:
BMX Simulator
Favourite game of all time: Broken Sword