ON THE FERRY

Honestly, it’s nothing to worry about. Normally the deckhands will do it for you, although it’s best to supervise to make sure there’s no way straps can chafe paintwork or damage seats. Otherwise, park the bike between two tie-down points (you’ll normally be directed into position). Leave it in gear, and on the sidestand. Top tip: always roll it forward until the gear stops it moving, as there may be a few inches of play.

Next, once you’ve sorted yourself out (no point doing it with your helmet on) get the strap and pad ready. Pad goes on the seat, strap goes over it. Make sure the ratchet mechanism is on the same side as the sidestand so it compresses the suspension and pulls the bike down towards the stand. Tie the front brake lever against the bar if you like, but we don’t bother. That’s it. Now go to the bar or the restaurant.