Straight to the POINT

I’M LOOKING forward to the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical of the romantic tale of Alan Yentob and Camila Batman.

CHARLOTTE JOSEPH, Lawford, Essex. THANK goodness chess won’t be included in the Olympics (Mail). Imagine having to watch all those slow-motion replays.

KENNETH OSWALD JONES, Wirral, Merseyside. WITH Strictly Come Dancing in full flow again on TV, don’t you just wish you were a divorce lawyer?

MICHAEL JAMES POPE, Wimborne, Dorset. IF M&S clothes were as good as their adverts, they’d have no problem selling them.

ANGELA KAYE, Haywards Heath, Sussex. REFEREE Craig Joubert ran from the pitch after his controversial decision not to avoid the players, but to get away from Nicola Sturgeon and her SNP heavy mob.

ROD WILLIAMS, Great Holland, Essex. A FRIEND of mine with an eight-seater taxi priced a Heathrow to Manchester run (Mail) at £650 to £700. How come it cost £3,000 in the most expensive type of transport to take seven migrants there?

ERIC GINN, Bishops Stortford, Herts. WHAT’S the point in spending loads of money on research into new drugs if NICE then decides they’re too expensive to prescribe?

CHERRY GUEST, Chelmsford, Essex. WHEN Lord Sugar fires an apprentice, he always forgets to blow the smoke from the end of his finger.

TOM CRABTREE, Cottingham, East Yorks. WITH our utilities and prestigious London properties already sold, communist China is buying up rights to our nuclear industry. Britain is the shameless courtesan of Europe where anyone can have a slice for the right price. Where is our dignity?

SUE CHURM, Newport, Shropshire.