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Duncan writes about the recent discovery of asteroid 2016 H03, which is in a similar orbit to ours. He asks: ‘How will the second moon of the Earth affect astrological predictions?’ This asteroid is not a moon in and of itself, and certainly won’t have the same sort of effect. It’s possible, now we know it’s there, that it may become relevant astrologically, but it will take a while to study. In the meantime, we have plenty of other planets to be getting on with!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 SOMETIMES, it feels important to keep our desires to ourselves. Like blowing out the candles on a cake, it may feel that telling someone what you wished for dooms your secret dream. At school, it was mortifying to let slip who we fancied. But what did we expect? That the object of our affection would see past the facade and fall for our charming shyness? Courage is part of your DNA. It’s time to give voice to your heart’s call. You may soon hear an answer. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 DANGER is all around us. Our kitchen knives could slice our fingers, electric sockets could send shockwaves through our bodies. And that’s at home. Every time we cross the street, we take our lives into our hands. Or do we? While we must maintain a degree of diligence, we really need not constantly fear disaster. So it is now with a potential problem in your personal life. You have identified it. You’re being careful. You don’t need to be overcautious. Now, please, relax. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moonsign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22 YOUR forecast yesterday suggested you needed to reflect on your next move. Have you finished the meal you’ve been served or do you want second helpings? Do you fancy a dessert or have you had your fill and just want the bill? Either way, don’t dilly-dally. The waiter has others to serve. Listen to your gut instincts and you’ll know what you want. You have the chance to make the right move today. Just make sure your eyes aren’t bigger than your stomach! There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 I SUGGESTED yesterday that it’s a good time to begin cooking a new dish. Hopefully, you’ve already prepared the veg, but there are a few things to check before this feast can be served: have you considered your guests’ dietary requirements? Can you be sure your ingredients are allergen-free? Just a few final checks and then, with the New Moon as your sous-chef, everything will be ready to go into the oven and you can put your feet up with a glass of wine, waiting for the pinger! There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 FOR many mammals, the principal mode of learning is through play. It’s in experimenting with our capabilities that we learn how to overcome challenge. Even in tasks that seem pointless and activities that appear devoid of purpose, an infant will develop motor skills and begin to learn how to solve problems. A challenge is making you want to spit out the dummy! If you can treat it more lightly and play with it, you’ll discover inventiveness that will lead to success. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 WHEN I was young, we played a game called Mouse Trap. It involved building a complex series of pulleys and levers to cage the opponent’s mouse. To make it all work, it was crucial for each bizarre object to be perfectly positioned. But something always went wrong. Usually, the boot failed to kick the bucket! So? Well, at the heart of many great problems is a tiny issue. Address this today and you might find yourself with all the cheese. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 SOME are determined not be ‘walked all over’ and, at the slightest hint of being taken advantage of, will pull on their biggest boots and start stomping. The footwear might be psychological, but the principle is clear: ‘Attack is the best form of defence.’ It isn’t. Jonathan understood this scenario: ‘The best form of defence is to be so open that no one would dream of abusing you. Too idealistic? Even if so, it is a nice ideal and it is one that you can safely err in favour of for the moment.’ There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 TO HIGHLIGHT the closeness of comedy and sadness, yesterday I mentioned Shakespeare. Recognising life’s absurdities dissipates their power to consume us. In stand-up comedy, the moment the audience is made aware of how ridiculous a situation is is called the ‘pull back and reveal’: we can see a problem for what it is — a passing phase that will soon be regarded with a smile. At ground level, troubles often seem overwhelming. You really need to take a birds’ eye view. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 ACTORS, writers and dramatists speak of their quest for ‘truth’ in the characters they are depicting. Yet they are only talking about fictional figures and situations. All they want is for them to ‘ring true’. Jonathan’s analysis for your situation today: ‘The concept of truth has more fluidity than many realise. It can imply consistency, just as much as veracity. That raises the question: What must you be true to today?’ There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 IF EVERYONE behaved rationally, what a wonderful world it would be! We’d get to work in calmer traffic in our grey vehicles. We’d all eat the right amount of nutritionally balanced and probably tasteless food. But filling out forms would take forever. How would we decide between a black pen or a blue one? Sometimes, the emotions of others seem like an obstacle. But we all rely on our hearts to connect us with our purpose. Keep hold of that connection today. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moonsign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 YESTERDAY, I mentioned ploughing your own furrow and ignoring doubters. It’s an interesting way to go about your life, but is it a lonely role? None of us fares well in total isolation. Even the most introspective musicians want to make a connection when they walk on stage. When we see something beautiful, we want to share it. The right person is waiting for you to show your colours. Reach out and they can lighten the burden. There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 ‘YOU are watching a situation carefully, but as you care so much about what happens, you can no longer really see where “it” ends and “you” begin. This passion impinges on your objectivity.’ This, from Jonathan, is apt for you: ‘The more you yearn for an ideal outcome, the harder it is to envisage the compromise that might otherwise be accepted. If you were advising someone else, you would tell them to worry less and be a little less idealistic. So give that advice to yourself!’ There’s a New Moon and your new ‘spookily accurate’ Moon-sign forecast is ready. Will it change your life? It just might. Call 0906 751 5612.