Rats to you, Bob

ONSTAGE with his band The Boomtown Rats, wearing a ‘stylish’ fake snakeskin suit, Bob Geldof (pictured) ranted at the crowd for being attired in ‘wallto-wall’ Primark. For a man who once bestrode Wembley for Live Aid, performing in Essex must have been a humbling moment. ‘We are mega,’ he screamed, ‘and you are Brentwood.’ It’s time you left the stage, Bob. The only thing more embarrassing than an ageing rock star is a failed ageing rock star.