Straight to the POINT

I’LL believe we’re really out of the EU when I see the first blue British passport issued. JOHN LONGFORD, Cambridge.

NOTE to Brexiteers: we aren’t deporting the Somali rapist (Mail) because of our own rules, not those of the Court of Human Rights or the EU. ALAN LOWE, Northwich, Cheshire.

AS SAM ALLARDYCE masticates for England, he was an obvious choice. I wonder which gum company will sponsor him. DAVID SMITH, Welton, Lincs.

IF A Labour leadership hustings were anywhere across Britain, Owen Smith would fill a phone box and Jeremy Corbyn would fill a concert hall. PAUL RAYBOULD, GMB branch secretary, Torquay, Devon.

IF OWEN SMITH wins the election for leader of the Labour Party, will Jeremy Corbyn and his supporters be deselected? JACK LEVINSON, Buckhurst Hill, Essex.

DONALD TRUMP and Hillary Clinton: it’s unfortunate, but one of them is going to win. KEITH WILSON, Reading, Berks.

I DON’T understand the U.S. election system, but might I suggest we help them out by sending Nicola Sturgeon to be their next President. That would solve all our problems. ANDREA LEE, Warminster, Wilts.

DID Melania Trump employ Alastair Campbell as her speechwriter? JOHN KERRIDGE, Colchester, Essex.

BREXIT is advancing so ineffectually that it might become necessary to rename that BBC programme The Weak In Westminster. DAVID BECK, Sale, Cheshire

IS IT true that Downing Street is recommending Jeremy Corbyn for a knighthood — for services to the Conservative Party? GARRY PEARSON, Eastbourne, East Sussex.