Westminster wars

IT’S emerged that celebrity fitness guru Matt Roberts ,who trained David Cameron during his tenure at No10, gave our former PM a hefty £22,000 discount on 50 fitness sessions. Given the state of the roly-poly ex-PM when he left office, I’d be suing Mr Roberts under the Trade Descriptions Act if I were him.

PRIMe Minister Theresa May has assured the 800,000 Poles who live in Britain that they are welcome to stay, provided expat Brits have the right to remain in Poland. it hardly seems a fair tradeoff, given that fewer than 6,000 Brits have decided to make their homes in impoverished Poland.

AT THE launch of his 20point plan for power, Labour leadership hopeful Owen Smith had to apologise after saying that he wished Jeremy Corbyn had had the guts to ‘smash’ Theresa May ‘back on her heels’.

What an unfortunate choice of words for a Labour Party that is increasingly seen as both violent and anti-women.