Scottish Daily Mail

Who does this Welsh Windbag think he is?

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To be honest, I haven’t paid much attention to Labour’s leadership contest up until now. Why intrude on private grief?

And, anyway, it’s August. Who the hell’s interested in politics when the temperatur­e is in the 80s and there’s a bank Holiday coming up?

Like most people, I’m assuming Comrade Corbyn will win comfortabl­y — even allowing for his absurd sit-down stunt on the Six-Five Special this week. Oh, Mr Corbyn, what shall I do? I wanted to go to Newcastle, But you’re squatting by the loo!

Frankly, his opponent doesn’t seem up to much.

Until I saw a picture of owen Smith this week, I thought he was that gobby, gay Guardianis­ta who had a hissy fit on Sky News and stomped off set because Mark Longhurst, an excellent presenter, had suggested in the wake of the orlando nightclub attack that Izal wanted to kill everyone, not just homosexual­s. Apparently not. This other owen is a Welsh MP no one’s ever heard of, who is promising impertinen­tly that if he wins he will do everything he can to stop brexit — despite the fact that it was traditiona­l Labour voters who swung it in their millions for Leave.

Where do they find these people? No wonder Labour’s on the Last Train To Clarksvill­e.

 ??  ?? Hank Marvin A NUMBER of readers were puzzled by the captions on Tuesday under the photograph­s of Theresa May’s husband Philip and his lookalike, comedian Arthur Askey.I can understand why. Peter Foster, from Leyland, Lancashire, writes to say that the picture of Mr May was in fact a photo of Hank Marvin, lead guitarist in The Shadows.Apologies for any confusion which may have been caused.
Hank Marvin A NUMBER of readers were puzzled by the captions on Tuesday under the photograph­s of Theresa May’s husband Philip and his lookalike, comedian Arthur Askey.I can understand why. Peter Foster, from Leyland, Lancashire, writes to say that the picture of Mr May was in fact a photo of Hank Marvin, lead guitarist in The Shadows.Apologies for any confusion which may have been caused.
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Philip May

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