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This month, 12 years ago, Jupiter moved into Libra for a year. Today, it does so again.

For Librans, it’s an auspicious moment as the planet of growth, abundance, wisdom and luck begins to work its influence in their sign once more. But we can all feel the benefits of Jupiter’s generosity. it changes signs once a year, and this annual shift encourages us to explore ideas differently and find new meaning in old matters. it isn’t only Librans who can look forward to a fairer future!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

ACTING ‘out of character’ can have a shocking effect on those around us. Others can be confused when we try a new way to solve a problem. You’re worried that your approach to a situation isn’t working, and are tempted to make dramatic changes . . . put on another mantle and force an issue. Watch out that you’re not being too critical of yourself. Though it’s easy to dismiss your achievements, you have come far. This weekend, throw out the bathwater, but keep the baby! People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IN ONE of Jonathan’s earliest zodiac columns, he wrote a forecast that began: ‘Nothing much will happen today...’ It went on to explain that plenty had been happening, that there was a lot more to come, but that now was the time to look at the bigger picture. The newspaper that published it was short of space, so cut it down to: ‘Nothing much will happen today.’ This week, I’ve suggested you need to be patient, that progress is slow. This weekend, you will feel the tide starting to turn. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

I LIKE to say I’m surprisingly good at sport. This isn’t a boast, I’m no latent Olympian! But, to look at me, you would think I’d be an easy opponent. Then you’d get a bit of a run for your money. Don’t worry, you’d still likely beat me, but you might be surprised by my ability and agility! Where can you surprise everyone, perhaps even yourself, with your capabilities now? The chances are that, unlike your semi-athletic astrologer, you could soon find yourself with a winning score. People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

MANY single people wish they had a partner. Many married people wish they were single again. Oh, that grass, that fence, that trick of the light that alters the intensity of the viridity. We want what we haven’t got. And that’s when desire grows deepest. Regardless of your relationship status, you may feel someone is stopping you expressing yourself. You can regain your autonomy. As Venus squares Pluto, in your opposite sign this weekend, the balance of power

can shift. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

SOMETIMES, we face an examination of our character. If it were merely a test of charisma, you’d be top of the class! But this isn’t the only question on the paper. You’re being encouraged to revise your ideals and asked if you can put your weight behind them. Times are changing, and a lofty ambition can no longer remain in the attic, hidden, undervalued and underused. Do you have the strength to dig it out and blow away the cobwebs? You’ll like the answer to that question! People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

IT IS strange how we can say the same things to each other, over and over again, only to discover that we have not really been heard — or that we have not properly listened. Mercury, now going retrograde, brings conversations that you think you recognise. Isn’t this ground you’ve covered many times? Don’t you already know the answers you will receive to your questions? Be willing to pay a little more attention. With Uranus and Mercury’s angle today comes potential for a pleasing surprise. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

WHO’S blown the air into your balloon? What have you been watering your flowers with? How much yeast did you use to make a cake rise like that? If you think I’m listing party ingredients, you’d be right. But judging by the quantity of the supplies on offer, it’s as if you’re throwing a shindig for a long-lost twin from the other side of the world! You may not have reason to party that hard, but you have cause to celebrate. You’ll soon start to feel a welcome sense of prosperity and positivity. People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

‘I CANNOT imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation...who is but a reflection of human frailty,’ said Albert Einstein. He was expressing a progressive view. Yet most people, it seems, can imagine this only too well. They associate God with ‘judgment’. But is there a supreme entity who assists the good and creates pain for the bad? As Jupiter enters your solar 12th house and Venus squares your ruler, whether you’ve been good or bad, you’ll get divine help soon. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WE TALKED yesterday about how it’s important to have a generous spirit if you want to form a successful team. But, sometimes, the need for unity outweighs personal freedom. There are causes for which we would sacrifice our independence and reasons that compel us to contain our natural inclinations for a greater good. Just be sure that what you’re pursuing is one of these. Then check you’re fully on-board. Your commitment to an idealistic achievement is growing. People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

‘THE great and the good’ rarely tend to be the ‘wild and the reckless’. Folk who form governing bodies or hold positions in the highest echelons of society are generally blessed with a cautious disposition. This makes them safe and sensible, but it works against the need sometimes to make bold moves. As Venus and Pluto form a square this weekend, and Saturn squares Neptune, you’ve reason to doubt an important commitment. Yet if your heart’s in the right place, you’ve little to worry about. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

SOMETIMES, we can only infer what something is from what it is not. As I write this, scientists are puzzling over the light emitted by star KIC 8462852. They’ve ruled out all known causes, apart from the construction of a supermassive structure by some distant alien life form. Another, more mundane, explanation will emerge, but for now, it is confirmation we’re not alone in the universe. Er...maybe not! Don’t believe an outlandish idea yet. Surprising answers are in store. People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

TO CHOOSE A or B may be a tough decision, but at least it’s a simple one. If it’s between A,B, D, Q or Z, you’re going to be confused. That’s why we often look for ways to narrow our options, rather than broaden them. Sometimes, the agony of doubt is so unbearable that no alternative, no matter how theoretically ideal, is worth holding out for. As Saturn squares Neptune, you may feel torn — and that’s no fun. Simplify things. Jupiter moves into Libra today. Listen to your heart’s suggestion and act on it! Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny . . . it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5612.