Pug-ugly, the world’s grumpiest dog!

IF ANYTHING was certain to make the Grumpy Cat even more miserable it was this — here comes the grumpy dog! The Grumpy Cat, real name Tadar Sauce, first became an internet and media star in 2012, but now Earl The Grump is aiming to steal her crown. Earl is a Puggle — that’s half pug, half beagle — from the U.S. who is featured in a new book by Derek and Christine Bloomfield. He looks permanently fed up and posts sour comments on his website, which warns: ‘Earl doesn’t want you to love him . . . he wants to be left in peace to eat, scratch and sleep.’ Earl says: ‘If every dog has its day — where’s mine?’ What a wag!

I AM NOT PREJUDICED I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY

WHEN PEOPLE SAY: ‘HAVE A NICE DAY’ I TELL THEM I HAVE OTHER PLANS

YOUR PROBLEMS? TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES

YOU HEARD ME SCOOP MY POOP

WE ARE BORN WET, HUNGRY AND NAKED THEN THINGS GET WORSE

THINGS AREN’T AS BAD AS THEY SEEM THEY’RE WORSE

I’M ONLY GRUMPY ON DAYS THAT END IN ‘Y’

Title under threat: Grumpy Cat