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Sturgeon, left, spent £136,000 elbowing her way into the Supreme Court Brexit case. You know, the one where the justices reminded her that Westminster makes the big people decisions and Holyrood is there to decide the Gaelic for ‘Glasgow Queen Street Low Level’. If I was facing a £15billion deficit after independence, I’d be pinching the pennies – and the pounds – while I could still use them.