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British Kebab awards are an unexpected highlight of the political calendar, with hordes of MPs keen to show how in touch they are. In attendance on Sunday and singing the PM’s praise was Andrew Percy MP, Northern Powerhouse Minister. ‘If the Prime Minister was a kebab she’d be a chicken shish kebab, because it’s got substance, it’s not too flashy, and people like it,’ he gushed ‘It’s very popular up North, and she’s quite popular up North. And if you put some lettuce and onions on it, it’s good for you, just like the Prime Minister is!’