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Amid the deep and powerful shifts created by Pluto, mercury is making its presence felt. if current astrological aspects were a drumkit, Pluto would be the deep, thumping bass drum and the controlling, urgent snare. mercury provides the hit of the hi-hat,

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

WHETHER or not you feel ready for a new phase of your life, it seems the universe considers it the right time. It’s as if you’re being ushered towards a doorway, and it’s clear you can step through it if you desire. One part of your old routine is wearing thin. It hasn’t lost its appeal entirely, hence your possible reluctance to move on just yet. But you’ll need to embrace big changes. Mars’ coming opposition with Saturn is urging you to overcome your reluctance and move on to a new destination, sooner rather than later.

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TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

FEW questions have only one answer. Unless, that is, they’re mathematical questions. Numbers are fairly consistent and reliable. Most of the time, they do exactly what they’re supposed to. But people and ideas rarely relate quite so closely to the concepts of ‘correct’ and ‘incorrect’. Most destinations can be reached by several routes. And most events can be explained by a choice of theories. Be wary now of absolutes and definites. This New Moon, what you’re looking for is an understanding, not a formula. Make the most of your opportunities. Your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast reveals inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

MARS is still in your sign, and will oppose Saturn in the early part of next week. This increases the influence and importance of the power planet. And with the New Moon in your sign, linked to Pluto, you can continue to make exciting discoveries about your power between now and then. So why worry and why hurry? You feel there’s so much you must accomplish, yet fear you are wasting time. But you’re doing something significant. Stay motivated, but don’t give in to a sense of stress.

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CANCER June 23 — July 23

‘I WALK in shadows, searching for light. Cold and alone, no comfort in sight . . .’ These sad words are from a classic Motown song. How can we not feel sympathy for the person articulating this lament? Yet most of the great performers who covered this tune have enjoyed huge career success. Indeed, we could argue the answer to the question ‘What becomes of the broken-hearted?’ is that they end up doing very well for themselves! No matter how your heart is feeling, that’s a point worth keeping in mind.

Auspicious alignments insist good times must come soon. Learn more in your latest in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

FOLK who try to be all things to all people end up meaning little to anyone. Eventually, they compromise their personal integrity. I say this because I know you’ll understand. It’s not the kind of error you are likely to commit. You’re very consistent about your beliefs and attitudes, although you do have a personality trait that can be almost as problematic. That’s your tendency to want to do all sorts of things for all sorts of people. As Mars soon opposes Saturn, you can be a hero, even if you hold a little back. Knowledge is power. Find out how to take full advantage of your astrological assets in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

YESTERDAY, I suggested that you might want to wait and see what happens in your current situation. But ‘waiting’ and ‘enduring’ aren’t the same thing. When we leave this world, we don’t get points for our suffering. Nobody says: ‘Congratulations, you’ve spent so many years in the company of so-and-so, a notorious grump, therefore you get the best pair of wings.’ In fact, it’s more likely any judgment is along the lines of: ‘You wasted how much precious time dealing with that? Don’t be a martyr to a lost cause today.

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LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

LONG-TERM readers will know that Kahlil Gibran was Jonathan’s favourite poet. Continuing that tradition, here’s something Gibran wrote: ‘Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it, but it divides us from truth.’ Our beliefs colour our views so effectively, we can’t see where the colouring has taken place. And if events conspire to wash away the hue, by making us question our preconceptions, we expand the philosophy to allow for the anomaly. Watch for your assumptions this weekend. What’s in the sky for you? Helpful planetary alignments! There is good news in your latest, in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

GENTLY, softly, quietly, carefully. Oh! That sounds almost like a song. Let’s have a bit more. Discreetly, diplomatically, sensitively, subtly. Well, maybe not a song. Maybe not even a poem — I don’t suppose it rhymes. But there’s something soothing in those words. A comforting touch. There’s a feeling of being put at ease, handled with care, shown respect, protected from conflict. That’s how we all want to feel. So, hold fire. Call a truce. Extend that courtesy this weekend, and it will be returned with honour. Curious to know more? There is heartwarming news in your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

SOME people love looking at maps. It’s fascinating seeing how many ways there are to get to your destination. Should you choose the meandering route, taking in all the sights? Speed down the motorway with only service station stops to break the monotony? Or can you find a way that offers interesting scenery and gets you there on time, too? Ahead of Mars’ opposition with Saturn early next week, there’s a way to find the balance you seek.

Don’t fear the future. Understand it, embrace it... even change it if you wish. Learn how in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

PEOPLE respond to love, respect, kindness and good humour. They don’t like being shouted at, pushed around or criticised. Keen though you may be to elicit a reaction from someone, think carefully about what kind of reaction you really want. Try to be big-hearted, forgiving, encouraging and supportive — even if this means suppressing the exasperation you feel about a person’s behaviour. Ask yourself what it is you’re trying to achieve. Remember, you don’t just want a result — you want the right result.

You’ve so much to look forward to. Find the inspiration you need in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

MARS will oppose your traditional ruler Saturn early next week. That’s your hint. You must stop for a while and stand as still as you can. There are, of course, many things you can’t stop feeling, thinking or doing. Nor should you. Stopping often means holding steady, avoiding fresh commitment and sticking with what you’ve started. Starting again may mean moving on as you were before, or even changing direction. But first, there must be a phase of reflection, followed by a choice.

Success is a matter of attitude. And timing. Get help with both in your four-minute forecast. Change everything. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

THEY say: ‘There’s no smoke without fire’ — and they may be right. But under some circumstances, steam can look a lot like smoke, as all who’ve swapped tobacco for electronic cigarettes will confirm. These new inventions produce something that resembles smoke, but is less harmful. With that in mind, where in your life might there be a situation that, on the surface, appears troublesome, yet which could more accurately be construed as a constructive process? Some illusions are created to inspire.

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