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LIBRA THE ability to read Sep 24 — Oct 23 minds is easily dismissed. ‘Stuff and nonsense, they’re all charlatans,’ is a typical response from people who’ve never met anyone with psychic powers. But after spending time with practitioners of this art, I’m sure that their abilities are real. A cynic will challenge a mindreader to tell them what they’re thinking. But even the best psychic can’t read a mind that’s not open to being read. Similarly, no one will know what’s worrying you — until you confide in them. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO HAVE you ever Oct 24 — Nov 22 wondered if everything is as real as it seems? What if life were an illusion, one big dream? What makes you and the world around you ‘real’? We’ve all sometimes allowed baseless fears to influence our decisions. And we structure our lives around beliefs that sometimes turn out to be founded on sand and slip away over time. 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