Straight to the POINT

IF THE secret to true happiness is to hire Mrs Mop (Mail), what makes the cleaner happy?

EDDIE PEART, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

HOW much does it cost to cut holes in perfectly good jeans and pass them off as fashion? You can pick up better ones in a charity shop for a couple of pounds.

MADELINE BATES, St Helier, Jersey.

HAVING become a member of the superior sex, why would Doctor Who ever reincarnate back to a mere man?

RUTH BARTLETT, Harefield, Middlesex.

SHRINKFLATION? My favourite chocolate bar has shrunk from 120g to 95g, but still costs £1. Will it end up as a chocolate button for a quid?

LOUIS RUSSEL, Durham.

YES, we need ID cards (Letters). They have them in Germany, where you also have to register where you live. Failure to do so carries a penalty.

MEL DAWSON, Banbury, Oxon.

I WAS surprised to see Jeremy Corbyn on the cover of NME, as I didn’t know he was a singer. What are his hits? The Great Pretender and The Impossible Dream?

GERT HAMBLET, Wirral, Merseyside.

THE Corbynistas have learned one lesson from their friends in Sinn Fein: ‘Vote early, vote often.’

R. SCOTT, Londonderry.

DID Jeremy Corbyn forget to tell students that the word ‘gullible’ has been deleted from the dictionary?

MIKE HIGGINS, Dundee.