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Venus, the planet of love, meets uranus, the planet of change today.

Well, I say ‘meets’. They’re not in the same room. They’re not even in the same part of the sky. This is more a meaningful look at one another from a distance. But we only try to communicate with each other from afar when something important has to be shared.

so today, uranus is waving its arms at Venus, trying to get her to do something different, while Venus is urging calm and consideration. Who will you take more notice of? ARIES ARE you getting Mar 21 — Apr 20 your wires crossed? It feels a bit like one of those scenes in old film footage of telephone exchanges, where the operator frantically unplugs cables and tries to connect the right people. Right now, though, it might be wise to keep those wires crossed. Sometimes, it’s best to catch only part of the conversation. There’s nothing now to be gained from hearing the full story. It’s far better to keep an open mind, and be ready. Genuinely exciting news is on its way. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS CHANGE is Apr 21 — May 21 inevitable. You do know this, but it’s hard to believe when you feel stuck in a rut. And, it’s been a while since you shook things up. Actually, you’ve had a prolonged period of calm, which has been an opportunity for reflection. Granted, you may have had your fill of contemplation for now. So you’ll be happy to hear that the red light which has prevented you from moving forward, is changing to amber. The feeling of powerlessness is shifting. You won’t have to look far to find a new challenge. Big changes are due between now and the September Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI IN OUR technical May 22 — June 22 world, the fiercest soldiers often seem to be the keyboard warriors of social media. This guerilla warfare is conducted via tunnels built by binary codes. It’s impossible to see beyond the words people use in such skirmishes. And, it’s difficult to change people’s views from the other end of a wi-fi connection. But, if you were to sit two forum-lurkers at a table, in neutral territory, they’d probably leave as thick as thieves. You can move out of an entrenched position today. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER CHECK once. June 23 — July 23 Check twice. Then check once more. Oh, and once more again — just in case you missed something that last time. There’s no such thing as being too careful, after all. But, there is. Caution can easily become synonymous with self-doubt. But why on earth should you doubt yourself? Have you been wrong on this before? Perhaps. But your Cancerian instincts are legendary. If you’re not careful you’ll forget what it is to take a leap of faith. Believe in yourself! You really can do this! Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5604. LEO THERE’S a saying, July 24 — Aug 23 ‘Heavy is the head that wears the crown.’ You’re not one to shy away from responsibility, but you’re aware how limiting such a weight can be. And, your current aspirations require more freedom than a leader’s role would allow. Yet, you find yourself at the helm, trying to steer everyone on to the right course. Anxiety about being leader may make you want to jump ship, but don’t worry. When everything calms down, you’ll be even freer to pursue your goals.

Big changes are due between now and the September Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO WHAT do you mean Aug 24 — Sep 23 your life isn’t perfect? There’s been a powerful Solar Eclipse. The sun is in your sign. What more could you possibly ask for? Well, actually, quite a lot. Plenty needs improving. And that’s probably the response you had to yesterday’s forecast. But I’m not turning a blind eye to your issues. I do though see warmth and brightness coming into your life. Yes, there’s ice to melt and darkness to banish. Mercury is still retrograde and there are messes to be tidied up. Yet tidy they will be, and the happier you will be. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA WE SHOULD strive to Sep 24 — Oct 23 be reasonable at all times, right? Well, nearly right. Most of the time it’s only reasonable that we are, well, reasonable. But there are circumstances when such an approach won’t work. If you’re facing an objectionable situation, and your very fair protests are being ignored or dismissed, then the time for being reasonable is past. Please do strive for a just and sensible settlement to your current dispute. But when give-and-take is all ‘take’, and no ‘give’, don’t just meekly accept that. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO WE CAN feel hurt Oct 24 — Nov 22 when people don’t think before they speak, or act in thoughtless ways. It can damage our relationships. But do we always have to make allowances for the unconscious thoughts and actions of others? No! Everyone has their limits, and it’s important to know when you’ve reached yours. Give someone a chance today. Explain how their behaviour has affected you, and what future repercussions could be. But don’t, whatever you do, allow yourself to be taken advantage of again. Big changes are due between now and the September Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS THE Nov 23 — Dec 21 religious studies classroom at my school had a large poster of John Lennon, with the quote: ‘Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding what you see.’ Being a big Lennon fan, it irritated me — as the correct quote is ‘misunderstanding all you see’. Does this matter? Although accuracy is good, the songwriter’s point was still intact. At the moment your insistence on getting the details right is holding you back. If you can see the broader picture, you can break free. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN WE ARE told Dec 22 — Jan 20 that by imagining events through visualisation in detail, we can manifest positive outcomes. Of course, there’s more to it than imagination. Commitment is involved too. Your faith drives you forward, allowing you to work towards your goal. But if you visualise negative events, (as worry and stress tend to make us do), you risk working towards those outcomes too — whether you’re aware of it or not. Today, no matter the obstacles, visualise a happy resolution to a difficult situation. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS RECENTLY, Jan 21 — Feb 19 you’ve been feeling a bit beaten up by life. You give to everyone with such an open heart, yet you’re not seeing any rewards. Now, that’s not a problem in itself — you’re not being generous to receive thanks — but it’s demoralising when you don’t feel any reciprocity or reward. Whatever happened to karma? Well… your reward is coming! It’s just not quite here yet. I know that’s frustrating, but it won’t be much longer. It will be well worth the wait. Big changes are due between now and the September Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5611. PISCES THE time to realise Feb 20 — Mar 20 that you’re too scared to go deep-sea diving is before you’re standing on the edge of a boat clad in flippers and a wetsuit. Of course, that’s not to say you’re not perfectly entitled to change your mind. And no one will think any the worse of you. But why were you there in the first place? Why the sudden change of heart? The facts are still the same, it’s only your perspective that’s altered. If you’re changing your mind now, do so for the right reasons. Fear of failure is not one of them. Lift your spirits! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5612.