Straight to the POINT

AN AUDIENCE with David Cameron for £5 (Mail)? He’d have to pay me more than that!

T. CROSS, Dereham, Norfolk.

HOW appropriate that Fergie’s half-sister’s wedding carriage was pulled by a Ferguson — Fergie — tractor (Shakespeare’s Diary).

PETER LOCKLEY, Southam, Warks.

NOTHING is more irritating than people who use the phrase ‘kind of’ in just about every sentence (Letters).

BOB FARMBROUGH, Carrickfergus, Co. Antrim.

HOW noble of serial first-dater Anna Heaton to save 77 men from a life of criticism.

ALAN STACKMAN, Calne, Wilts.

IF THE Queensferry Bridge is toll-free, why will the new crossing across the Mersey between Runcorn and Widnes be a toll bridge?

IAN HAIGH, Warrington, Cheshire.

AFTER John Humphrys was accused of ‘mansplaining’ fashion to a former editor of Vogue, wouldn’t he be better suited to a job in Grace Bros’ menswear department? Are you free, Mr Humphrys?

F. HARVEY, Bristol.

WHY do we have to suck up to the EU and ban powerful vacuum cleaners?

BEN HIGGS, Aylesbury, Bucks.

ROONEY, booze, birds — leopard, spots?

NIGEL SWANN, Milford-on-Sea, Hants.

IF THE position were reversed and the buyers of PPI policies owed money to the finance companies, you can bet they would remember who they had sold them to.

S. D. BLACKBURN, Harrogate.

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