Straight to the POINT

IF THE shop where Theresa May buys her shoes decides to display the warrant ‘Cobblers to the PM’ (Letters), maybe M&S will be hot on their heels with ‘Knickers to No 10!’.

Billy Gates, Rainham, essex.

I BET the Queen was horrified when she saw Meghan Markle’s raggy jeans. It’s a good job the lass will probably marry into money.

Frank Johnson, tyne and Wear.

IN THE TV schedules we have Doctor Foster, Liar and the Labour Party Conference. Highly entertaining — and all three require that you suspend reality.

Gerry Doyle, liverpool.

AS A fully paid-up member of CLOC (Centre Lane Owners Club), I shall continue to drive in any lane I choose. Yours arrogantly.

s.F. Janna Way, ely, Cambridgeshire.

LABOUR Party policy seems to me to be based on a money tree in the middle of a field of broken promises.

Jonathan B King, Durham.

AS A fan of TV spoof W1A, I wonder how many real-life BBC managers it took to meet and sanction hiring a security guard for their political editor when she reported from the Labour Party conference?

Andrew Wills, epsom.

‘TOO much sleep causes depression’ and ‘not enough sleep causes depression’. So is it any wonder I’m depressed?

Bob Proctor, Fife.