Straight to the POINT

SIR KEN DODD at 90 shows it is possible to make an audience laugh uproariously without lavatory humour or swear-words. NEvillE WithERs, london W3.

IN THE past two weeks I have had 14 unsolicited begging letters from charities containing address labels, bookmarks, Christmas cards, notepads and pens. It must cost them a fortune. Name and address supplied.

I DON’T envy Nigella’s see-through toaster (Mail). I want one where the bread goes in sideways so the whole slice toasts evenly. I’m fed up with the bottom two-thirds being deliciously light brown, while the top is still white. tONY lEvY, Wednesfield, W. Mids. ÷ MPs should have to give £1 to Children In Need every time they say ‘Lessons must be learned’. tONY thOMpsON, Banbury, Oxon. ÷ INNOCENT until proven guilty? Not in 21st-century ‘I’ll sue you’ Britain. alaN JacOBs, Biddenham, Beds.