Straight to the POINT

SO-CALLED comedian Steve Coogan has called Brexiteers dinosaurs (Mail). It’s the first time in millions of years that an idiot has made a dinosaur laugh.

WILF DOE, Nottingham.

I WOULD nominate Steve Coogan as the unfunniest man on Earth if that title wasn’t already taken by Billy Connolly.

STEVE MITCHELL, London SE8.

BREXIT simplified: Theresa May takes a step back, Philip Hammond is banned from mentioning it, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage finish the negotiations. Job sorted.

TERRY CALDON, Thanet, Kent.

WE HAVE heard lots regarding the divorce bill required so we can have tariff-free trade with the EU, but have yet to hear how much they intend to pay for tariff-free trade with us.

RUSS BALL, Leicester.

THE Labour Party wants to move the Bank of England to Birmingham. Obviously they haven’t been watching Peaky Blinders.

WILLIAM DAVIS, Biggin, Kent.

A CRACKED pipe (Mail) and the price of fuel instantly rises. If a new North Sea oil field was discovered, would prices drop as quickly?

IAN MITCHELL, Perth.

I WANTED to build a non-binary, non-gender specific, LGBTXYZ friendly, snow person of all colours. I gave up.

FRED LEES, Great Wyrley, Staffs.

THANK you for giving the snowfall in inches, not metric. I know what 8in of snow looks like.

JOHN MILLARD, Maidstone, Kent.