Straight to the POINT

‘I’LL probably be in No 10 within a year!’ claims Jeremy Corbyn. Has he been offered the cleaner’s job? DAVID STUCKEY, Stevenage, Herts.

DOLPHINS Scratchy, White Stripe and Topless are classed as permanent residents off Cornwall (Mail). Will they get a council tax bill? STEPHEN TONG, Pudsey, W. Yorks.

HAS anyone seen Jose Mourinho and Jack Dee in the same room? The likeness is uncanny. MALCOLM LIGHTFOOT, St Bees, Cumbria.

VICTORIA BECKHAM’S fashion company has made a large loss. She should bring out tailored clothes for professional women and broaden her market to revive her fortunes. DIANE SILVA, Lytham St Annes, Lancs.

NICOLA Sturgeon’s ‘insular’ comment on the re-introduction of the blue passport is a joke. It comes from someone happy to squander millions trying to resurrect a language of no real benefit to anyone outside Scotland. B. STEVEN, Glenrothes, Fife.

I HOPE the removal of church pews doesn’t spread. Chair, Chair, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub doesn’t ring the same. MARY WILLIAMS, Eastbourne, E. Sussex.

AS WELL as no trading (Letters), Germany discourages noisy DIY, lawn mowing, car washing and hanging out laundry on Sundays. PAUL LAWRENCE, Ruislip, Middlesex.

THANKS to cod’s soaring cost, it’s said the cost of fish suppers will go up. But the price of potatoes has fallen from £12 to £5 a 25kg bag. Name and address supplied.