Out of the frying pan...

TWO small ads in a Hollywood newspaper, one the announcement of the nuptials of Gwyneth Paltrow and TV producer Brad Falchuk. The second, ‘For sale: Frying pan. Much loved, now redundant. $9.99. B. Falchuk, PO Box 90210’. Kidding, of course, but I swear as soon as Gwynnie, right, and Chris Martin ‘consciously uncoupled’, the Coldplay warbler was straight down the Cock ’n’ Bull pub in Santa Monica for their square sausage and tattie scone breakfast. Man cannot live by Goop smoothies alone.