PRIME-TIME DISNEY QUIZ

1. Which are the characters in Disney’s new live-action film, A Wrinkle In Time? A. Rip Van Wrinkle, Mr Whatshisname and Dumpling Dan B. Question Mark, Follies Me and Tufty Abercrombie C. Mrs Whatsit, Mrs Which and Happy Medium 2. What strategy for the Chinese market did Disney reveal in 2005? A. Remake of Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs as a martial arts movie B. Tiananmen Square DisneyWorld (staffed by Terracotta Warriors) C. Chairman Mao’s Little Red Jungle Book 3. Which is the genuine When I See An Elephant Fly lyric from 1941’s Dumbo? A. ‘I seen a gambler fold, heard a jelly roll’ B. ‘I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band’ C. ‘I seen a Scotsman fly, heard a onion cry’ 4. What moment from the 1883 book was omitted from Disney’s Pinocchio? A. Pinocchio killing Jiminy Cricket with a mallet B. Starving Geppetto eating Figaro the cat C. Pinocchio marrying a broom handle 5. Why did Walt Disney World in Florida suspend Tigger in 2007? A. For putting itching powder in Donald Duck’s diaper B. For taking Walt’s name in vain C. For allegedly punching a 14-year-old boy 6. Which Walt Disney quote is in The Yale Book Of Quotations? A. ‘Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth’ B. ‘Girls bored me — they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known’ C. ‘Of course The Beatles are welcome at Disneyland — as long as they get their hair cut’ 7. What was New York’s Radio City Music Hall forced to do following Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs’s first run? A. Re-upholster velvet seats ruined by traumatised children wetting themselves B. Fire the promotional Dopey for drinking on the job C. Replace holes in the screen created by slingshots aimed at the Wicked Queen 8. What was the original title of the 1942 Donald Duck cartoon short Der Fuehrer’s Face? A. Donald Duck In Nutzi Land B. Dictator Duck C. Donald Donald Uber Alles 9. Which future U.S. President appeared on The Mickey Mouse Club in 1958? A. 11-year-old Donald Trump B. 44-year-old Richard Nixon C. 46-year-old Ronald Reagan 10. Which dwarf names were considered for Snow White? A. Shorty, Baldy, Tubby and Deafy B. Niffy, Whiffy, Stiffy and Four-Eyes C. Stinky, Puffy, Twitchy and Dimbo 11. Which is the Be Our Guest lyric from Disney’s Beauty And The Beast? A. ‘Beef ragout, cheese souffle, pie and pudding en flambe’ B. ‘Duck spring rolls, fish surprise, cake and coffee harmonise’ C. ‘Brie fondue, steak tartare, wine and cookies from a jar’ 12. What’s the motto at Monsters, Inc.? A. Scaring you since ’22 B. Boo!! C. We scare because we care 13. Which of the following Lady And The Tramp scenes wound up on the cutting-room floor? A. Jock and Tramp duetting on A Lamp Post I Can Call My Own B. Toughy the pug chasing down a mailman before keeling over exhausted C. Dream sequence where giant dogs walk their owners 14. Why did Walt Disney fire two employees at his surprise birthday party on the studio soundstage in 1936? A. They had contravened studio rules by growing moustaches B. They punctuated his thank-you speech with flatulent sound effects C. They screened a short animation they had made of Mickey and Minnie Mouse ‘consummating their relationship’ 15. Which is the genuine Disney live-action film title from 1971? A. The Million Dollar Duck B. The Kitten That Conquered Kansas C. Honey Badger And The Indian Chief 16. Which Fantasia sequence draws complaints from parents? A. The Sausage-Knotter’s Apprentice B. Night On Bald Mountain C. Dance Of The Sugar Soldiers 17. What distinction does 1985’s animated adventure fantasy film The Black Cauldron hold in Disney history? A. Only nude scene B. First animated feature without songs C. Final cameo by Dumbo 18. Complete the lyric for Disney’s Oscarnominated Lion King song Hakuna Matata: ‘He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal . . .’ A. ‘His love for hot masala he could never conceal’ B. ‘He could clear the savannah after every meal’ C. ‘He’d make the water-hole bubble then congeal’ 19. What is the Google translation for the Hungarian release title of Disney’s A Wrinkle In Time? A. Time Twister B. Let’s Twist Again C. Screw Time 20. After rejecting Disney’s approach to The Beatles to voice the vultures in The Jungle Book, who did John Lennon suggest instead? A. Benny Hill B. Elvis C. The Monkees