Nursery rhyme for our time

They’re getting married in the morning, Ding dong, the bells are going to chime, Meghan will marry Charming Prince Harry, And I’ll watch TV all the time.

I’ll be up early in the morning, Switch on the telly straight away, Cup Final losers, May sob in the boozers, But I’ll enjoy this special day.

Isobel Mackay, Bournemouth, Dorset.