Scottish Daily Mail

Anagram of Mamma Mia

- by Abba

MY MY — HERE WE GO AGAIN (new piece)

Gee, it only seemed just like yesterday, I saw this Abba-based movie, it seemed ‘okay’, Suddenly, here’s a second one, It’s much the same, but with some more of those catchy songs, So everybody can sing along. Just one look, my eardrums were in pain, Pierce Brosnan bloody singing again, no-wo-wo! Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again, My, my, this is how they’ve named it, Mamma Mia, now I know again, Everybody will acclaim it. True, it’s one joyous movie, True, it is good and groovy, But, hey, why, is it I think we’ve been had? Mamma Mia, I think we have gone mad Oh yeah, and the singing truly is bad. Look, the storyline is unduly absurd, With the worst dialogue I ever have heard, Realism? Hey, don’t look for that! With Meryl Streep, it’s moronic, it’s deeply dumb, How on earth could Cher be her mum? But, just one look and I took it all back, Blown away by an Abba attack, wo-wo-wo. Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again, No, I didn’t want to love you, Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again, My, my, I should rise above you, Why don’t I learn to hate you? Why won’t I underrate you? Why, why? Weirdly, I’ve not a clue! Mamma Mia, you’ve a hold on me, Will I be hooked on you for ever? Mamma Mia, you won’t let me be, No, no, never, never, ever. Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again My, my, suddenly I love you, Mamma Mia, now you’re on again, My, my, I can’t get enough, you Removed the cynic in me, Found the romantic in me, My, my, just what have you done to me? Mamma Mia, you firmly hold the key, My, my, now I need to see you weekly! Tony Crafter, Sevenoaks, Kent.

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