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We don’t just have the final clinch of Jupiter and neptune’s dance this weekend. Although this is the crescendo of a waltz that began last december, it may not be the scene-stealer that gets everyone talking. the celestial party also sees Mercury change direction, which heralds a turning point. We currently have six planets travelling backwards across the heavens. Mercury’s about-turn signals the beginning of the end of this retrospective period. Prepare for clarity, hope and a brighter vision for the future.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

I’VE got a friend who calls it the ‘sin cupboard’. It’s a place where you keep all the things you’re not sure what to do with, yet aren’t ready to throw away. Have you looked in yours recently? When was the last time that you had a good look into the back of it? It’s been so long that you’ve forgotten what’s there! Yet, if you were to investigate, you’d find the psychological equivalent of an old lamp that, with a bit of a polish, will reveal a genie. The opportunity to make a wish come true is under your nose! Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IT’S not proving easy to say what’s really on your mind. You’re nervous that you’ll make yourself susceptible if you speak from your heart. But if you allow reticence to hold you back, you’ll find it harder to overcome your nervousness. You have nothing to hide and no reason to feel ashamed of your feelings. It’s just that something has changed and you’re in the process of adapting to a new paradigm. Once you begin to talk about how you feel, you’ll realise that you’ve got more support than you imagine. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your NEW week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

EVEN the finest composers have to experiment with different instruments and notes in order to find the perfect melody. Important and valuable work often takes diligence and perseverance. It’s not always easy to create harmonious situations either. It takes time to discern other people’s characteristics and ways of being... our first instincts aren’t always correct. You’re trying to create a situation which is conducive to several very different people. Your search, though challenging, will be successful. To hear how your life could change for the better, call your NEW fourminute, week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

SUPPOSE we all preferred the same colour? Or voted for the same kind of politics? Suppose we could agree on topics that cause discord? There’d certainly be a lot less conflict (which would, of course, be good), but wouldn’t life be dull? A certain degree of friction is healthy. So is a certain amount of uncertainty. If we were all totally confident about our choices and could banish our insecurities, the world would be a cold place. You can allow a drama to unfold without investing too much of yourself today. Do yourself a favour and enjoy a treat. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

IT’S hard to make decisions when we’re feeling under the weather. When we’re full of doubt, our plans can only be provisional. If we’re forced into a position where we have to make a promise, that promise is empty. It’s worth having a look behind the scenes of the situation you’re dealing with because there’s something beyond the obvious going on. When this has been acknowledged, you’ll know how seriously you need to respond to a hitch, or what to do to take advantage of an opportunity. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

SINCE this is your forecast, the choice is yours . . . shall we have a logical conversation or a more philosophical chat? You’d probably prefer a practical discussion today because you’ve got a lot on your plate and vague, unfocused arguments don’t really have much relevance. Yet even though they’re hard to get hold of and are not always easy to apply, those ephemeral ideas, which are harder to pin down, could hold an easy answer to your dilemma. You can find an unusual way to make progress today. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

WHAT would happen if you just stopped putting your energy into a situation that’s demanding a lot of your time? Has it picked up enough momentum to continue without you pushing and cajoling it into action? It’s worth pausing and observing today. If it doesn’t have a life of its own, is it really worth you pursuing? Could this be the time to devote your attention to a different cause? As Jupiter and Neptune prepare to align, you can attract support. The question, is where do you want it to focus? Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

ARE miracles subject to the usual laws of supply and demand? Just because you can’t seem to buy them online, nor can they be found in your local high street shop, doesn’t mean that you can’t get your hands on one. As Jupiter and Neptune move closer to each other, they bring you the energy to create your own miraculous event. If you approach a problem with an open mind, you’ll see a new solution. Even if you can’t have things exactly how you’d like, you can find a way to get what you need. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your NEW week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

THERE’S more than one way of doing everything . . . and there’s always a choice between a conventional method and an ingenious way that will challenge some of the people involved. Since you’re not the kind of person who always follows protocol, you’re often surprised by how sensitive others can be. The point you need to make can be done in a way that increases understanding and team spirit. If you’re unsure how to ensure that’s what happens, just be enthusiastic! To hear how your life could change for the better, call your NEW four-minute, weekahead forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

YOU like to think of yourself as even-handed and fair-minded. Don’t worry! I’m not here to infer otherwise! Yet it’s true that sometimes, your words and your actions don’t entirely match. You have the ability to make even the wildest action plan appear sensible and well researched. So it may come as a surprise when you’re asked to consider whether your current strategy holds the potential to push you a little too close to the edge of your comfort zone. You might need to be just a little more patient. Do yourself a favour and enjoy a treat. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

BEING an innovative person you like surprises . . . which is a good thing because whether we like it or not, life has a tendency to bring unexpected events our way. The discoveries that we make don’t always make front page news; they vary in size and in their ability to change our lives. It’s easy both to overlook a small incident and to overreact to one. If you’re now feeling you’ve understood something that’s been quietly niggling away, an even more ground-breaking idea awaits. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

THERE’S a curious space between states of awareness that we all inhabit. Sometimes, when we’re asleep, we dream that we’re awake. Yet we can be fully awake while part of us is unconscious of what’s going on. Life is so full of distractions that it’s easy to overlook the things we need to focus on. Even when we think we’re fully engaged in a conversation, we’re floating and drifting more than we think. As Jupiter and Neptune move into alignment, your ability to dream on your feet will serve you very well. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5612.